thereisnogod:

christiannightmares:

Christian heckler calls Obama the Antichrist (For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/995097248/tea-party-sign-the-antichrist-is-living-in-the)

Fuck your god.

While I didn’t hear in there the specific accusation that Obama is the anti-Christ, I’d like to just come out and say it:

I’m anti-Christ.

…But I’m not THE anti-Christ.  I feel that while some of his alleged teachings sound great, I think you’d be better off reading the words of Superman or Spider-Man to look for wisdom.  They’re just as reality-based as Jesus, in fact, I think modern super-heroes are more relavant than some ancient super-hero who fictionally lived 2000 years ago. 

It’s sort of like when people tell me I’m going to go to hell or that I won’t get into heaven both because I’m an atheist.  I usually respond “Ok, I guess.”

“But aren’t you afraid?”

“Um, of something that doesn’t appear to exist? No.”